iPhone XS to include revolutionary arsehole recognition technology

The new iPhone XS will recognise the unique arsehole signature of its users and automatically log them in, according to details released today. Despite a new screen and processor also being included in the new device, the revolutionary arsehole scanning technology is what has excited fans and analysts alike. Describing the feature as ‘arsehole recognition’, […]

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5 Pieces Of Technology That Need To Eff Right Off

5 Pieces Of Technology That Need To Eff Right Off November 13, 2017 · 322 views If we’ve ever made you laugh or think, we now have a way where you can thank and support us! Make a contribution See More Contribution Page. Or sign up for our Subscription Service for exclusive content, an ad-free […]

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Protecting Eyesight While Using Technology

This sponsored post is a part of the campaign “Protecting America’s Eyes” by Reticare in order to inform U.S. citizens about the importance of eye protection from device screens. The opinions expressed in this post are entirely my own. Protecting Eyesight While Using Technology On an average day I spent 12 hours in front of […]

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The latest technology news and information on startups

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